Recent Movie Reviews


Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This series is still absolutely golden and I thank Max for it as well as his other awesome content he's put out over the years.



Animator vs. Animation IV Animator vs. Animation IV

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absolutely flawless and incredible. You are truly inspirational, and this must've taken an overwhelming amount of work. But it paid off, you talented son of a gun, you.



DRAGONBALL Z DRAGONBALL Z

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn, Jazza. You've come a long way.

Just watched your video "How to Draw Poses" from your YouTube channel and decided to take a look at your old work. To see you come from such humble beginnings to where you are now is inspiring. Good job and thanks for all the inspiration man.


Recent Game Reviews


Santa Fu! Santa Fu!

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It's good, but...

The last boss battle was unnecessary. What's that? Who cares? Well I do, of course. And while I fully expect everyone to rate this review as "useless", I am not saying anything wrong. All I'm saying is that nowadays, Christians are fucked with way too much, and it was enjoyable up until that point. It's like the old Kung Fu, if not slightly harder due to using keys instead of buttons and whatnot, with added music and, of course, Turbo Man.

So anyway, I liked it until the last boss battle. I know that anybody who reads this is probably annoyed that I'm actually speaking out about it and I sound like a radical missionary for Christianity due to today's media bullshit, but I'm just stating my opinion. Merry Christmas, not Happy fucking holidays.



Super Mario 63 Super Mario 63

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The best Flash game I've ever played.

Maybe it's just because I'm a huge Mario fan, but this is the greatest game I have ever seen. You, sir, are a true programmer and should seriously consider a career in this kind of thing if you haven't already. There are too many great aspects to this game to fit into one review; a full story line, level designer... This game is great. It feels like something Nintendo would actually make, if they combined Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine.



60 Seconds til Graduation 60 Seconds til Graduation

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Addictive and fun!

The controls surprisingly had no delay, the concept was funny, and overall it was fun. I only wish getting good grades was this easy in real life... :P


Recent Audio Reviews


40Ringz - Escapism 40Ringz - Escapism

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm surprised...

...that nobody has even commented on this. It sounds great. Besides that, making music is a lot harder to do than most would think. But yeah, this sounds tight.


40Ringz responds:

Thanks man. <3


Pirate Contest Whatever Pirate Contest Whatever

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hey I was sick at the same time that you were...

THAT TOTALLY MEANS THAT WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS.



Steve the Pirate Steve the Pirate

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is terrible...

...is what I would say if this was terrible.

Seeing as it is not terrible, I shall not say such a thing and shall, instead, say the opposite.

Hooray.


Recent Art Reviews


: Girlchan : : Girlchan :

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's good, but...

...the boobs need to be bigger. Not only to resemble how Egoraptor draws her more, but also because you can never go wrong with big boobs. NEVER.

It's a simple formula, really. The bigger the boobs, the better.

Anyway, you actually put a lot of effort into this drawing, and it is in your own style, so I can't say much against it. Besides the boob size.


Kero-the-boy-killer responds:

I really didn't take that long to draw XD It was more of a sketch than anything... i'm not used to drawing big boobs.


THE ART PORTAL THE ART PORTAL

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Actually...

I'd trust it. That's some quality sculpting; just look at that perfect arch. It takes some quality architecture to complete a job like this. Yeah, everything here looks legit.



Game-o-Birthday Game-o-Birthday

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ross is gay

is what I would say if Ross was gay.

This picture is so beautiful that I managed to get a hard enough erection to where I could suck my own penis. I mean seriously, holy fuck, that's not even fucking possible. I can suck my own dick right now because it's right in front of my mouth. I could get into the fucking Guinness Book of World Fucking Records for this shit. This is fucking unbelievable. Am I dreaming, pinch me. Ow. I am not dreaming. Holy Goddamn piece of fuck. Thank you, Egoraptor. I can suck my own fucking dick now. No other man in the history of history has ever been able to say that. Well, at least no other man who has had a full fucking rib cage and had his penis attached to his body has been able to say that. Fucking thank you. Thank you so Goddamn fucking much. I wish I could rate this review more than 10 out of 10 stars... something like "I can suck my own dick now thanks to this picture" out of 10 stars instead. Fucking fuck. Thank you.


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